BAD BLOOD REVIVAL - TONGUE TWISTING TUNES FOR TINY TOTS (2009)

This was a submission. Thanks for the heads up!

'Nevermind' that the first song basically sounds like a slowed down, ripoff of Nirvana's 'Dive'... the rest of the album drives into noisy, distorted, chaotic, and experimental dirge punk rock record.
Bad Blood Revival from Brooklyn, NY make a noise rock wrecking machine robot, made out of parts Flipper, Drunks With Guns, Mule, Killdozer, and Butthole Surfers. K-rruuussh.
(Dead Broked Rekerds - 2009)

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GIRL BAND - THE EARLY YEARS (2015)

This was a Record Store Day release thingy this year if you're into that sort of thing.
I'm into it, if this kind of good shit is gonna come out.

Girl Band is a rockin' band of the noisy variety from Ireland, and have been mentioned here on the bloggo before. What you get is a 5-song collection of fuzzy, angry, hypnotic blasts from older singles that are now out of print, and one new song which is actually a cover of a techno band called Blawan.
Don't let that scare you though, these guys are far from anything remotely techno. Even with the first song, Lawman, laying down a groove that would have your teenage cousin shakin' her ass.
Definitely recommended. 
(Rough Trade - 2015)

DL: THE EARLY YEARS

JON SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION / MELVINS - BLACK BETTY SPLIT 7" (2011)

One song.
Two bands covering it.
Melvins.
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.
That's all you need to know.
(Amphetamine Reptile - 2011)

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MELVINS - NIGHT GOAT 7" (1992)

Classic Amrep and Melvins. Night Goat 2 song single from the early 90's featuring a Pussy Galore cover of Adolescent Wet Dream. Back in the day when it was fun collecting different colored vinyl of these singles.
Not sure how its different now actually, now that I think about it.
Essential. Get it? Got it? Good.
(Amphetamine Reptile - 1992)

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MELVINS - ELECTRORETARD (2001)

You know the Melvins (well gawldamnit you should anyway!!)
This is around their 20th album. (whoa)..and basically a collection of cover songs (Cows, Pink Floyd, Wipers) and re-worked and re-recorded older songs....some of which taking on electronic experimentation.
C'mon...its the Melvins. And its on Frank Kozik's Man's Ruin. DO IT!
(Man's Ruin - 2001)

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MOIST - FACE PACK (1992)

Good industrial-ish noise rockin' shit from a London, UK band called Moist.
This was originally a cassette release from back in 1992. Yay internet!
This sounds like something you would get if you mixed Distorted Pony, Shellac, Slug Hog, Killdozer, and Season to Risk.  No foolin'.
(Detonic Recordings - 1992)

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SUB POP JOHN PEEL SESSIONS (1994)

Here's some essential shit to go out on the weekend with.
You get:
Mudhoney
Tad
Seaweed
Pond
Velocity Girl
Codeine...all doing the Peel Session hustle.

So I'm gonna take this opportunity to ask you, the listening visitor person for a favor...
Anyone out there have the whole Tad Peel Sessions? It was 4 songs. Much appreciated...in advance.
Now let's get beers!!
(Sub Pop - 1994)

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THEM WOLVES - GERMAN FOR DUKE (2013)

Burly...fuzzy...chunky...feedback laden...bitter tasting.... stick in the throat, noise rock from West Midlands, Uk....Them Wolves.

This here be their debut 5 song ep, with hopefully more to come.

If you dig godheadSilo, Hammerhead, Buzzoven, Fight Amp, Whores, Blacklisters, then this outta twist your titties into a bunch.
(It's Just Noise / Distorted Tapes - 2013)

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VOLCANOES - HEAVY HANDS (2012)

More 2-piece, bass and drums, loud rock. This time from Volcanoes from St. Louis, Mo.

Of course you like Lightning Bolt, Gay Witch Abortion, Dead...that sort of fracas.
Throw in some elements of Milemarker and Girls Against Boys and we're in business.

You will want to inject this into your brain waves and ear drums ASAP and start dancing!
(Hi Fi Octopi Recordings - 2012)

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KICK NURSE - HORSE CONDUIT EP (2014)

Kick Nurse are from Brighton, UK.
They play a hypnotic, chaotic, intricate and disorienting mathy style of noise rock on this 3 song EP.

Say you're at home carving tiny sculptures out of pencil tips and erasers, and you have this on in the background, without looking, you could easily think you're hearing 10 different songs.
Yeah, one of those kind of bands.

They pull sounds from Don Caballero, Unwound, UOA, A Minor Forest, US Maple and even some Slint-y moments. You're interested now, right?
(Self-released - 2014)

DL: HORSE CONDUIT
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